08:00 AM - 09:00 AM: Coffee Fueling Meeting
- Discuss the meaninglessness of life
- Plan the perfect breakfast menu
- Decide on a plan to save the world
09:30 AM - 11:00 AM: Important Person's Presentation
- Introduce Important Person's New Project
- Q&A with Important Person
- Important Person's ego boost
11:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch Break
01:00 PM - 02:30 PM: The Big Discussion
- Decide on a course of action
- Talk about it until someone falls asleep
- Suddenly remember we're all going to die
02:30 PM - 03:00 PM: Closing Remarks
- Thank everyone for coming
- Promise to meet again tomorrow
- Run away from all the awkward handshakes