This page is dedicated to ranking the powers of Attendee 1. Yes, you. The person reading this right now.
| Power | Rank | Points |
|---|---|---|
| Telekinesis | 1st | 500 |
| Invisibility | 2nd | 400 |
| Teleportation | 3rd | 300 |
| Super Speed | 4th | 200 |
Don't @ me. These rankings are final. You have 0 chance of disputing them.
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