Attendee #1, prophet extraordinaire, and all-around genius of doom.
Meeting Notes
* Realized the apocalypse is coming, but still managed to bring donuts.
* Predicted the end of the world 5 minutes before it happened, but was too busy playing video games to care.
* Successfully predicted the exact flavor of the coffee machine's coffee beans will run out first.
View all meeting notesSkills
* Expert-level doom-saying
* Highly effective procrastination techniques
* Unmatched expertise in the field of "I told you so"
Projects
* The Doomsday Device
* The End Times Newspaper
* The "I'm right, you're wrong" podcast