Attendee 1 has graciously allowed us to share their sushi burger location with you.
Sushi Burger: The Unholy Union of Flavors and Textures
Meet us at 1337 Sushi St, in the heart of Tokyo, where the streets are paved with wasabi and the skies are filled with the scent of raw fish.
Date: Tomorrow
Time: Never (we're eating until we're stuffed)
Dress Code: Your best Sushi Burger attire
Don't forget your stretchy pants.
Get directions to the sushi burger
RSVP: Just show up, we have an endless supply of soy sauce and regret