Current Status: PANIC
Attendee 1 is currently experiencing a severe case of existential dread, triggered by the meeting's agenda and the inevitability of Monday mornings.
Reasons for panic:
- The coffee machine in the break room is on the fritz.
- The conference room has a weird smell that refuses to dissipate.
- The meeting will likely run long, disrupting the delicate balance of the attendee's carefully crafted Netflix binge schedule.