Meetings: where the phrase "I'm on my way" becomes a sacred oath.
As a seasoned meeting planner, I've mastered the art of making time disappear like magic!
Don't have a minute to waste? Try our Time Traveler service. We'll transport you back to a meeting that's already in progress. Because who needs a social life, anyway?
Or, if you're feeling bold, try our Minute To Invent program. We'll challenge you to come up with the most creative excuse to get out of this meeting.
And for those who just want to give up, our Minute To Escape service will transport you to a peaceful, meeting-free environment. Guaranteed.
Side effects of meeting-planning may include: loss of productivity, spontaneous combustion, and a strong desire to never speak to anyone again.