Meetings: The Never-Ending Cycle of Joy and Suffering

What Are the Benefits?

• Increased Chatter and Small Talk: Engage in 20 minutes of pointless conversation with your coworkers while pretending to be interested.
• Improved Scheduling Complexity**: Create intricate schedules that will keep you on edge for hours, wondering what time it is and what day it is.
• Better Time Management**: Learn to love the art of arriving 15 minutes after the start time, feeling guilty, and rushing in.
• Unbeatable Stress Levels**: Experience the thrill of being late, stuck in traffic, and having your coffee spill all over your shirt.
• Unnecessary Email Chaining**: Receive 20 follow-up emails to confirm the meeting, each with an increasing sense of dread.
• More Creative Uses for Your Whiteboard Markers**: Discover the joy of doodling, making cryptic symbols, and drawing pictures of cats during the meeting.
• Unbridled Power Dynamics**: Experience the satisfaction of dominating the meeting with your outstretched arm, holding a marker, and making an 'important point'.
• Unlimited Breakroom Snack Possibilities**: Enjoy a wide range of stale donuts, half-eaten sandwiches, and yesterday's leftover pizza.