Nap Schedule for Saturday

Wake up, stretch, and scream at the injustices of the world.

Make a cup of coffee, but spill it on your shirt. Again.

Check social media for any last-minute cat memes.

Plan out your outfit for the day, but change it three times.

Lunchtime! Eat a whole pizza by yourself.

Watch cat videos to soothe your existential dread.

Take a three-hour nap, but wake up every hour for a snack.

Play video games, forget you're an adult.

Make a list of all the things you'll do when you're rich and famous.

Practice your "I'm a functioning member of society" smile in the mirror.