Today's meeting is going to be a real blast! To fuel our creativity, we've ordered a special batch of blueberry muffins with a dash of extra sass.
Meetings usually involve a lot of sitting, so we've made sure to bring some comfortable chairs for you to park your derrières on. They're not actually chairs, though. Those are just a bunch of beanbags with attitude.
Don't forget to bring your favorite shade of sass to the meeting! If you forget, we'll have to send you to Sass-Training School.