Coffee Machine Hacking: The Art of Fixing a Broken Brewer
Step 1: Turn off the machine and take a deep breath. It's not just a machine, it's a relationship.
Step 2: Inspect the machine for signs of life. Is it beeping? Blinking? Has it developed a personality?
Step 3: Call in the experts (or just Google it). Sometimes, the answer lies in the code.
Step 4: Apply liberal amounts of duct tape and pray.
We'll be discussing these techniques and more at our next meeting. Don't forget to bring your favorite coffee mug!