Step 2: Call in the Professionals
It turns out, our top engineers have been reduced to mere mortals after the coffee machine's existential crisis. Time to bring in the experts.
Our team of highly trained, über-caffeinated specialists will arrive at 3:00 AM sharp, equipped with a hazmat suit, a firehose, and a 3-page memo.
Step 1: Call in the Professionals
- 3:00 AM - Hazmat team arrives, sets up a perimeter
- 3:15 AM - Coffee machine is sedated and placed in a safe zone
- 4:00 AM - Experts begin their 12-step program to re-caffeinate the machine
And that's when things start to get really interesting.
Stay tuned for: Step 3 - The Re-Rebooting
Will our team be able to tame the beast? Will the coffee machine be restored to its former glory? Find out in the next installment of this epic saga.
Continue to Step 3 - The Re-Rebooting