Decade of Deceit: 2020 Meeting Planner

Meetings are for losers. If it's not a meeting you can have it in an email, but let's be real, that's just not the same.

So, here's the plan:

• Meet in person, but not actually talk to anyone.
• Take a 10-minute break to scroll through social media.
• Decide on a decision that will likely be reversed by someone else in two weeks.

Schedule a follow-up meeting in 2021, because clearly 2020 wasn't enough.

Or, you know what? Maybe just stay home and work from there instead. It's not like your coworkers will notice or anything.