Attendees List for Meeting of the Damned

2024 Edition: The Year of Endless Meetings

Here is the list of people who have managed to drag themselves out of bed to attend our meeting:

• John Smith (CIO, "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early")
• Jane Doe (Marketing Manager, "Can we just get a coffee and discuss the apocalypse?")
• Jake Peralta (IT, "I brought donuts")
• Emily Chen (HR, "I'm not here for the free donuts, I'm here for the free therapy")

Next Meeting: Smith, Jane will be leading the discussion on "The Meaning of Life" at 3:00 PM.

Previous Meeting: Peralta, Jake will never lead another meeting again, apparently.