AGENDA FOR THE DAY OF DAYS

10:00 - ARRIVAL OF THE NEW EMPLOYEE: Welcome the new hire and give them a pen

11:00 - DISCussion of THE NEW COFFEE MACHINE: A tale of the bean

12:00 - LUNCH: When the sandwiches are not sandwiches

13:30 - THE GREAT DEBATE: Serif vs Sans

15:00 - THE FINAL SHOWDOWN: The apocalypse is coming

16:00 - THE FINAL FAREWELL: When the lights go out