Emergency Evacuation Protocols: The Meeting Edition

When the fire alarm sounds, don't panic. Just follow these steps:

1. Stay calm and grab your coffee.
2. Find a fire exit. If you don't see one, create your own using the nearest whiteboard and a few strategically placed fire extinguishers.
3. Don't stop to help others unless absolutely necessary. We have insurance.
4. Take the stairs. The elevator is for the faint of heart.
5. Crawl, if you must.

Remember: safety first, coffee second. If you don't have a coffee, you're on your own.

Hyperlinks to other meeting protocols:

Safety First

Emergency Snacks