Meeting Planner 2: The Quest for More Meetings

Today's Schedule

9:00 AM - Morning Mumbling: The team will gather for a 30-minute session of pointless conversation and unproductive discussion.

10:00 AM - Theoretical Thinking: We will attempt to think outside the box and come up with new, innovative ideas that will probably never be implemented.

12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Because meetings aren't meetings without an hour of free time to scroll through cat videos.

1:30 PM - Action Items: We will create an endless list of to-do items that will never be completed.

3:00 PM - Wrap-up: The team will regrettably realize that all their time was wasted and head home early.