Fake Excuse Generator - Meeting Planner

Generate a fake excuse for your meeting planner in 3 easy steps!

Your generated excuse:

I had to attend to my sudden case of Sudden Onset Feline Flu (SOFF), which I contracted after being bitten by a mysterious cat in a dark alley. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that this occurred on the same day I was supposed to meet with you. I'd like to blame it on a bag of goldfish, actually.

Other Excuses:

• Ate a whole bag of goldfish.
• Was abducted by aliens.
• Spilled coffee on my important documents.
• My pet chicken escaped.

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