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Sorry I'm not going to be able to make it.

I've come down with a rare, highly contagious case of "Sudden Onset Lethargy Syndrome" (SOLS). It's a real thing, I swear. My doctor said I need to take it easy for at least a week.

Here's a link to our company's HR page, where you can learn more about the symptoms and treatment options: www.solsyndrome.com

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Disclaimer: The Sol Syndrome is not actually a real thing. Don't try this at home.