Today's schedule is a mess of confusing meetings, pointless discussions, and existential dread.
Meetings that should have never happened
1:00 PM - "The Never-Ending Meeting" in Conference Room 3 (aka "The Time-Sucking Pit of Despair")
3:00 PM - "The Coffee Break of Desperation" (aka "The Pointless Pastry Break")
Meetings that are actually just excuses for gossip
5:00 PM - "The Endless Discussion of Nothing" (aka "The Meeting that will never end")
6:00 PM - "The Mandatory Happy Hour" (aka "The Pretend-We're-Friends Hour")
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