Attendance Policy: Where's Everyone Else?

Welcome, meeting planners! Today's agenda is a mess. It seems like nobody's showing up. We're not sure if it's because nobody cares or if nobody knows what time it is. Either way, let's make a plan.

Tardiness penalties are a thing, you know.

Meeting Schedule

Today's schedule:

11:00 AM - "Where's Everyone Else?" Discussion
12:00 PM - Tardiness Penalties Discussion (see link above)
1:00 PM - Lunch Break
2:00 PM - "Why Did Nobody Show Up?" Investigation

Attendance Policy

Don't be a tardy person! Here are our attendance policy rules:

No showing up late without a valid reason (e.g., alien invasion)
No leaving early without permission from management (i.e., the meeting planner)
No eating Cheetos in the meeting room (we're trying to keep it classy)