MEETINGS OF THE APOCALYPSE: Panel 2 Minutes
Panel 2 of our ongoing series of meetings to discuss the impending doom of humanity.
Present:
- Dr. Smith
- Professor Jones
- Mayor Johnson
Agenda:
- Item 1: "The Best Ways to Cook Rations in a Post-Apocalyptic World"
- Item 2: "New Strategies for Fending Off Mutant Zombie Hordes"
- Item 3: "How to Make the Best Use of Our Remaining Toilet Paper Stockpile"
Decisions:
- Panel 2 decided that the best way to cook rations is still a good ol' fashioned campfire.
- Professor Jones suggested using a flamethrower to fend off zombies, but was overruled by the mayor.
- The toilet paper stockpile was deemed "a ticking time bomb" and will be addressed at the next meeting.
Next Meeting: Panel 3 in 3... 2... 1...