MEETINGS OF THE APOCALYPSE: Panel 2 Minutes

Panel 2 of our ongoing series of meetings to discuss the impending doom of humanity.

Present:

• Dr. Smith
• Professor Jones
• Mayor Johnson

Agenda:

• Item 1: "The Best Ways to Cook Rations in a Post-Apocalyptic World"
• Item 2: "New Strategies for Fending Off Mutant Zombie Hordes"
• Item 3: "How to Make the Best Use of Our Remaining Toilet Paper Stockpile"

Decisions:

• Panel 2 decided that the best way to cook rations is still a good ol' fashioned campfire.
• Professor Jones suggested using a flamethrower to fend off zombies, but was overruled by the mayor.
• The toilet paper stockpile was deemed "a ticking time bomb" and will be addressed at the next meeting.

Next Meeting: Panel 3 in 3... 2... 1...