Meeting of the Damned: Panel 2 - Mr. Bob

Welcome, doomed souls, to Panel 2 of the Meeting of the Damned. I'm Mr. Bob, the moderator with the soul of a snake and the patience of a saint. Or at least, I'm trying to be.

Today, we'll be discussing the impending doom that is the Zombie Apocalypse. Our expert panelists include: Dr. Betty, a renowned expert in all things dead; Steve, the local zombie wrangler; and John, the guy who just really likes running.

We'll be covering the following topics: "Zombie Survival 101", "The Best Ways to Make Yourself Taste Good", and "Why We're All Doomed". Don't miss out on this opportunity to learn how to not die in a world overrun by undead.

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