Meetings of the Apocalypse - Panel 3: The Great Cookie Debate

The Great Cookie Debate is a contentious issue, pitting the interests of the Sugar Lobby against the Flour Cartel.

On one side, we have the Sugar Lobby, represented by the charismatic and cunning Sugar Senator, who argues that cookies are the perfect snack for the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

On the other side, the Flour Cartel, led by the enigmatic and ruthless Flour Baron, claims that bread is the true foundation of society.

But what about the middle ground? The compromise? The cookie-bread hybrid? We explore this conundrum below.

					function cookie_bread_hybrid(cookie_size, bread_type) {
						if (cookie_size > bread_type) {
							return "COOKIES WIN";
						} else {
							return "BREAD WINS";
						}
					}