Agenda Item 2: "The Team Member Who Shall Not Be Named"

Discussion Topic: The Unmentionables

Objective:

• Convince John to actually participate in the meeting
• Decide on a new team name (we can't be "The Unmentionables")
• Figure out why the copier always jams

Related Items:

• Agenda Item 1: "The Coffee Machine is a Lie"
• Agenda Item 3: "The Microwave is a Microwave"
• Meeting Minutes (not that we're keeping)

Notes:

This agenda item is brought to you by the "I Have an Idea" Committee.

We are considering a team-building activity that will surely fail.