Team Building Disaster: Expectations Adjustment

It's that time of the year again: Team Building Disaster. A time when we all pretend to be friends, but really we're just a bunch of awkward strangers forced to participate in trust-building activities.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. We've got a team of experts (ahem) who will lead us through a series of exercises designed to break us out of our shells and reveal our true selves.

Or, you know, just a bunch of people standing in a circle holding hands, staring at each other, and silently wondering why they're there.

• What is this again?
• Why are we doing this?
• Who is the leader?

And don't forget to bring your feelings, your fears, and your deep-seated anxieties. We'll have plenty of time for sharing and bonding.

Or, you know, just sit in the corner and eat a sandwich.

See you there! (Please don't actually come.)