THE MEETING

A REPORT ON THE DISASTER THAT WAS JOHN'S PROJECT

John's Project was supposed to be a team-building exercise, but it ended in chaos. Here's a summary of the events:

• John insisted on wearing a full suit of armor to the meeting, citing "safety concerns".
• He also brought a live chicken, which proceeded to poop on the conference table.
• The team was tasked with "reorganizing the conference room" which turned out to be just a euphemism for "clean up the chicken poop".
• One team member, Jane, had a panic attack after John started playing "Who Let the Dogs Bark" on his phone.
• Mike from HR got into a fight with the janitor over the "correct" way to dispose of biohazardous waste.

In the end, the project was a resounding failure, but at least the team learned one thing: how to evacuate the conference room quickly in the event of an emergency.

Read Jane's Incident Report