Mediation Report

After careful consideration, our team has concluded that the meeting was a complete disaster.

Key takeaways:

Everyone was late.
The coffee machine broke down.
The presentation was an hour long and had 17 slides.
Someone's cat was crying in the background.

Recommendations:

Install a new coffee machine.
Fire the presenter.
Invest in noise-cancelling headphones for the cat.

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