Today's meeting is being led by our fearless leader, Bob "The Bobinator", who has promised not to fall asleep at the table.
Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Introductions and awkward small talk
- 9:15 AM - "Team-building" activities, featuring a trust-building exercise that will inevitably end in a full-blown trust-destroying disaster
- 10:00 AM - Free time to work on your "projects" while Bob "The Bobinator" takes a three-hour nap
- 1:00 PM - Lunch, featuring a buffet of stale sandwiches and warm soda
- 2:00 PM - More "team-building" activities, because apparently, we're all just not trying hard enough
- 5:00 PM - "Wrap-up" session, where we all pretend to be happy and motivated, while secretly counting down the minutes until we can go home