Alan Smithee: The Most Important Man in the Room

Smithee, you've been a real thorn in our side lately.

We've been getting complaints about your minutes being too long and your actions items too numerous.

We're considering replacing you with a meeting owl, as they're known for their silent, yet piercing gaze.

Next Meeting: "The Great Smithee Purge"

Wednesday, April 1st, at 2:00 PM

The conference room. Bring your lunch, as it's going to be a long one.

"I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. And if you don't like it, that's your problem." - Alan Smithee