Meetings: A Plague Upon the Soul of Team Alice Johnson

Bob Smith: The Silent but Deadly

Meetings with Alice are always a thrill ride, but with Bob on the team, it's a whole new level of existential dread. His 4 AM emails about "clarifying" the agenda are legendary.

Charles Doe: The Enigmatic Enigma

Charles is the mysterious one. Nobody quite knows what he's working on, but it's probably going to change the course of human history... or at least his fantasy football league standings.

Ella Stewart: The Energetic Egomaniac

Ella takes meetings like she's running for president, with her boundless enthusiasm and crippling self-doubt. We're all just here for the free coffee.

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Rate Alice's Meetings: 1/10: I'd rather get a root canal 2/10: It's a start, but needs work 3/10: Not terrible, I guess 4/10: Almost enjoyable 5/10: Meet you, Alice!