It's official: Bob Johnson is not, in fact, the reincarnation of the great philosopher, Jean-Paul Sartre.
However, he does have a strong opinion on the meaning of life, which he's been trying to explain to the rest of the team.
When asked to summarize, Bob said: "It's all about... wait, no, it's not about that, it's about... uh, actually, I'll just need to write this down."
Stay tuned for more updates on this highly-anticipated clarification.