Meetings: because who needs personal space, quiet time, or a social life? Join us for an endless cycle of pointless discussions, passive-aggressive nods, and the occasional "I'm on my way to the bathroom" escape.
Current Meeting: "The Mystery of the Missing Donuts" - a meeting about a meeting about meetings.
Meeting Schedule
Today: 2PM - 4PM, Because Why Not?
Tomorrow: The Same Time - Because Why Not (Again)?
Meeting Rules
No eating the last donut.
No playing Solitaire.
No using the "I'm not here, I'm just a figment of your imagination" defense.