Team Member Meeting Planning Feedback - Sarah Jones

"I'm just here for the free coffee and the chance to complain about the early start time."

• Tom Smith: Agreed, but only because I'm secretly a vampire and need the extra sunlight.
• John Doe: I just want to know if there will be donuts.
• Jane Doe: Can we just have a meeting about not having meetings? That sounds like my jam.

"Also, can we please move the meeting to the beach? My cat has an existential crisis about being cooped up in the office."

"P.S. - Can someone please turn off the fluorescent lights? They're giving me a headache."