Ghost Mode: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the most unproductive meeting ever conceived! Where the only thing we accomplish is making excuses for why nothing got done.

Today's Agenda:

• 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: "Discuss" the current state of the project ( actual goal: play Solitaire)
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break ( actual goal: eat Cheetos and browse memes)
• 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: "Brainstorm" new ideas ( actual goal: stare at the wall)

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Ghost Mode may cause:

• Excessive yawning
• Uncontrollable dozing off
• Spontaneous combustion of productivity

Don't worry, it's not a bug, it's a feature!