MEETING: "The Fate of the Universe Hangs in the Balance"

Will be discussing the impending doom of alternate realities and the possible alternative solutions to save them.

Important Consequences of Not Attending This Meeting:

• The universe will continue to expand at an alarming rate, consuming all in its path.

• The fabric of space-time will become increasingly distorted, causing spontaneous combustion and spontaneous re-combustion.

• The probability of a singularity will increase exponentially, making it harder to find a decent coffee shop in the vicinity.

Will be discussing the impending doom of alternate realities and the possible alternative solutions to save them.