Chapter 4: The Fidgeting Frenzy
The Art of Mastering the Ancient Art of Desk Surfing
You've mastered the basics: the perfect ergonomic posture, the delicate art of stapler-throwing, and the subtle dance of chair-surfing. But, my friend, there's still more to learn. Enter: The Fidgeting Frenzy.
var fidget = {
  spin: {
    spin: 1,
    speed: 3
  },
  click: {
    click: 2,
    precision: 0.5
  },
  tap: {
    tap: 4,
    rhythm: 1.2
  }
};
Fidgeting Frenzy Example

Example of a perfectly executed fidgeting sequence: 5 seconds of spinning, 2 seconds of clicking, 8 seconds of tapping. Repeat as needed.

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