MEETINGS: Room 1 Announcements

prophets and false alarms. Don't worry, it's just our meeting planner being extra cautious.

Today's Agenda

• 9:00 AM: Coffee and existential crisis
• 10:00 AM: Presentation on the importance of taking breaks
• 12:00 PM: Lunch break, where you can eat your feelings
• 1:00 PM: More coffee and existential crisis, but this time with more chairs

See you all there!

Upcoming Events

• The Next Meeting
• The Meeting After That
• The Meeting That Will Never Happen

Random Stuff

Did you know that our meeting planner has a secret love prophets and false alarms

It's not just a coincidence that our meeting planner has a background in 80s pop culture, it's a calling

So, if you ever need a meeting planner that's out of this world, just give us a call

Meetings are like...

...a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get!

Or, maybe it's like

a box of chocolates, but with more existential dread!

Don't worry, it's all in your head!