This meeting will be attended by 5 people, 3 of which will be the same person in disguise. The discussion will revolve around who ate the last donut from the break room fridge and whether or not it was an act of god.
Date: Today (obviously)
Time: 2:30PM - 3:15PM (or whenever someone remembers to show up)
Location: Room 3. Please note that room 3 is not actually located in the building, but rather on the 5th floor of the adjacent parking garage. You can identify the room by the faint scent of despair and stale coffee.