Event #1: "The Unconventional Convention"
A gathering of misfits, held in a cramped, windowless conference room with a wonky projector.
Agenda:
- 10:00 AM - "The Art of Procrastination"
- 11:00 AM - "The Secret to Making the Perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich"
- 12:00 PM - "The World's Most Uncomfortable Networking Session"
- 1:00 PM - "Lunch: Mystery Meatball Subs"
Attendees:
- Bob from HR (in disguise)
- Sally from Accounting (with her calculator)
- Boris from IT (with a bag of potato chips)