Meetings That Never End
Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway?
Welcome to Meetings That Never End, where the coffee flows like water, but the conversation never does.
Here's the schedule for today's meeting:
- 8:00 AM - Arrival of the Coffee Machine
- 9:00 AM - Discussion of the Unimportant
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break, but Don't Worry, the Meeting Will Continue
- 3:00 PM - Debate on the Meaning of Life
- 5:00 PM - More Coffee and More Talking
- 10:00 PM - The Meeting Finally Ends, but Not Really
Want to see our meeting schedule for tomorrow? Tomorrow's Meeting
Tomorrow's Meeting
Because Today's Meeting Wasn't Long Enough
Tomorrow's meeting is just as exciting as today's! Join us for:
- 8:00 AM - More Coffee, Because We Clearly Need More
- 9:00 AM - The Same Discussion of the Unimportant, But with a New Perspective
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break, But Don't Get Too Comfortable, Because We're Not Done Yet
- 3:00 PM - The Debate on the Meaning of Life, But with More Passion
- 5:00 PM - More Coffee, More Talking, More Nothing
- 10:00 PM - The Meeting Still Isn't Over, But We're Getting Tired
Want to see our meeting schedule for the rest of the week? This Week's Meetings