We should be here because, let's be real, the coffee machine in the break room is the best part of the meeting.
It's not just the free coffee, it's not just the fact that it's always on and never breaks down. It's the fact that the vending machine next to it is a time machine.
Just look at the button on the side of the coffee machine. It says "Push me". It's not just a button, it's an invitation to travel through time. To escape the monotony of this meeting.
So if you're wondering why you're here, it's not because the meeting planner scheduled you for 20 minutes. It's because the coffee machine scheduled you for an eternity.