Adjournment Plan: The Fine Art of Leaving Early

We're going to leave early. Like, really early. Before we get to the good part. The part where we discuss the actual agenda. You know, the boring part.

Here's a rough plan:

1. Pretend to care for 30 minutes.

2. Make some vague comments about the weather.

3. Realize we're all wasting our time and just leave.

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Adjournment Plan Executed (we made it out the door!)

What We Missed (spoiler alert: not much)

Exit Interview: Because We're Never Coming Back