Meeting Planner

Minute-by-Minute Agenda

Today's meeting will be a waste of time that will make you question your life choices.

Agenda:

• 0:00 - 0:05: Introduction to meeting fatigue
• 0:05 - 0:15: Bureaucratic red tape and pointless paperwork
• 0:15 - 0:30: Inane discussions about the weather
• 0:30 - 0:45: The joys of passive-aggressive body language
• 0:45 - 1:00: A 15-minute break, because we all know we need it
• 1:00 - 1:30: The art of pretending to care

Don't worry, it's not like you have anything better to do with your life.