This is the most intense, the most grueling, the most utterly useless meeting planner in the multiverse.
00:00 - Introduction to the meeting's existential dread
00:05 - Review of the meeting's agenda, which is just a series of meaningless bullet points
00:10 - The CEO's 10-minute PowerPoint presentation about "synergy" and "disruption"
00:20 - The obligatory "team-building" exercise, which involves staring at each other for 20 minutes
00:40 - The "creative" brainstorming session, where we all just make up words and pretend they're ideas
01:00 - The "wrap-up" meeting, where we all agree to disagree and pretend it was all worth it