Minutes from this meeting are brought to you by the meeting planners union, Local 3-4.
Discussion: John: "I didn't do it, I swear!"
Jane: "Who else could it be?"
Bob: "I'm pretty sure I saw Alice eating a donut..."
Intern: "Uh, did we have donuts today? I thought we were on a diet?"
Agenda Item 2: The Intern's Diet
Decision: Table the discussion, we have more pressing matters to attend to.
Next meeting: 3-4, same time, same place, same lack of donuts.
Back to Agenda Item 4: The Mysterious Case of the Broken Coffee Machine