12:00 PM: Meeting begins. Everyone is late. Except for Bob, who got lost in the break room.
12:05 PM: Introduction by the CEO: "Welcome, team! Today we will conquer the world... or at least finish this project on time!"
12:15 PM: Bob is still lost. Someone send help.
12:20 PM: Pizza tasting (very serious discussion about sauce vs. cheese)
12:30 PM: Break (everyone goes back to the break room to search for Bob)
12:45 PM: The CEO is on the phone with Bob's mom.
12:50 PM: Project update (mostly just a lot of numbers and graphs)
1:00 PM: Meeting adjourned. Everyone goes back to work on the project. Except for Bob, who never actually existed.