Minute-by-Minute Agenda

Here's what we'll be covering in this meeting:

0:00 - Introduction and Sloganeering

Review our company's mission statement, reiterating our commitment to being the best at being mediocre.

1:00 - Coffee Break

5:00 - Agenda Item 1: The Importance of Procrastination

Discussion on the merits of putting off tasks until the last possible moment, and how it affects productivity.

10:00 - Break

15:00 - Agenda Item 2: The Art of Apologies

How to craft the perfect 'I'm sorry' and when to use it.

20:00 - Lunch

25:00 - Agenda Item 3: The Science of Doing Nothing30:00 - Break

Next Meeting Topic: The Joy of Bureaucracy

45:00 - Adjournment

Wrapping up the meeting, and making sure everyone knows what they're supposed to do next. Because, priorities.

50:00 - Post-Meeting Coffee Break
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