Minute-by-Minute Agenda for the Most Important Meeting of the Century

This meeting will be so exciting, you'll want to schedule it on your Google Calendar for the rest of the year.

• 9:00 AM - Arrival and Coffee Consumption
• 9:05 AM - Welcome and Apologies for Last Week's Meeting
• 9:15 AM - Agenda Review (Because We Ran Out of Time Last Time)
• 9:30 AM - Brainstorming Session (Where We'll Probably Get Nothing Done)
• 9:45 AM - Break (To Stare at Our Phones in Disgust)
• 10:00 AM - Actual Work