This meeting will be conducted in silence, with all participants expected to maintain a stoic, unemotional demeanor.
Agenda:
Item 1: Discuss the meaning of existence (15 minutes)
Item 2: Stare intensely at a wall for 10 minutes
Item 3: Take a 5-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of life
Item 4: Resume staring intensely at a wall for 20 minutes
Item 5: End the meeting with a 10-minute group hug (or not)
Next Meeting: To Be Determined