Attendance
There are 5 of us in the meeting. 2 of us are here. The rest are on the toilet.
Who was that guy? Are we alone? Where is the restContemplate the Meaning of Life
As we sit here in silence, pondering the mysteries of existence, we are reminded that the answers to life's greatest questions lie not in our meeting minutes, but in the depths of our collective existential dread.
But wait! Someone's phone just rang.
What was that noise